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Listen To This Important Message:
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HL Direct Marketing Headquarter
20
Maxwell Road #09-17
Maxwell House
Singapore 069113 |
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The mission
statement of this ugly company is --
show the beauty of its two Co-Founders:
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Liem Truong, John
NTU College
Drop-Out
University of Medicine Drop-Out
President - HL Direct Marketing
(Also: good-looking, caring, and mute)
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Dang Quang
Nguyen, Jason
Kick-ass Engineer
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GRE 1500
Married To A Cat
President - HL Direct Marketing
(Also: artistic, muscular, and abusive)
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Here's a stupid
photo of the two together:
(people used to
think we're gay --
well, we actually are... but we tricked them...)
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"There
are RUMORS..."
...that John put up this
old photo (when he's still young and sexy) to fool hot
babes. Because he's now old-as-dirt and ugly.
These rumors are NOT true.
Although John's now older, but he's still SEXY.
Here's proof:
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Copyright @ HL Direct Marketing - 2008
LET
US BE CLEAR: We don't accept any clients.
Because no-one can afford us. And because we can't stand
working for anybody except ourselves.
And
YES -- we're that good... and that good-looking |
